Product Description

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down! Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning— Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait—is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.

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My Son Loved It        Rating:

My 12 year old son loved this book. He was excited when he received it and read it from cover to cover. He had fun telling us the jokes in it and we got a lot of laughs from them too. It is a big book and well worth the price. I would recommend it highly. It's a keeper in our home.

Great for Scouts        Rating:

This is the best joke resource I've found for entering jokes in my quarterly scout newsletter. Very age appropriate material. Recommended for all youth.

Ed Dominick
San Diego, CA

Silly and dumb, yes, but very, very funny        Rating:

Purchased for my 11 years old nephew, who loves "dumb" jokes. It's great for him because the format is mixed: some stories, some 2-3 line jokes and some cartoons. It's always a challenge motivating an 11 year old boy to read and this is a good solution.

amusing        Rating:

Jokelopedia is an amusing giggle out loud book. Many nice jokes.

Kids and adults will enjoy this one.

I am a clown always looking for funny banter. Thanks

Your source for dumb, dumber and dumbest jokes        Rating:

This subtitle says it all, this book contains some of the dumbest jokes ever created. According to the cover, there are 59 elephant jokes, dozens of knock-knock jokes, some "why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road" and countless other sillyisms. All of them are written at the level of early adolescent humor, although there are some serious points. Short biographies of some of the funniest entertainers are included, from Lucille Ball to Chris Rock. Considering how tame Lucy's humor was and how rough Rock's is, this covers the complete spectrum.
Some examples of the silliness can be seen from the following jokes:

*) What happens to astronauts when they misbehave? They're grounded.
*) One astronaut asks another astronaut if he has ever heard of the planet Saturn. The second astronaut says, "I'm not sure, but it has a familiar ring."
*) What's black and white and green and black and white? Two zebras fighting over a pickle.
*) What goes bonk bonk bonk dunk? A rubber-nosed clown being dribbled by a professional basketball player.

As you can tell, the jokes are dumb, most of the classic dumb ones are to be found here. If you are looking for this genre of joke, then this is the book for you.

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